Said to me during an online conversation, "Dude, you think too much!".
Now it's not the first time I've been accused of "over-thinking", but I mention this instance because I had an epiphany as to what was really going on. It became obvious to me, her "accusation" meant, "Dude, let's not go down this route, I don't want to talk about this, entertain me, make me feel good! Talk about me!".
Surely there's more to online conversation than mutual-masturbation (figuratively speaking) is there not?
[thinks a little more]