Friday, 19 October 2012

Man Flu...

Oh woe is me. Once more a victim. A victim of that most incapacitating and insidious virus known to the male of the human species - man-flu!

It's best treated via means of tender loving care, in the form of a nurse, a female at one's beck and call for the duration of the ague. But in this instance, due to the absence of this quasi-waitress cum tummy-tickling service, I shall manfully self-medicate with caffeine and digestive biscuits, punctuated by doses of Lemsip.

How fortunate females are.

Sniff.

3 comments:

Sari said...

I can't tell you how nice it is to be immune to man-flu. Sending you tons of healing thoughts and a packet of tissues!

Ronald said...

Thank you. But let me state, for those readers who might get the wrong idea about the tissues... they'll be for wiping my runny nose, understand?

Sari said...

Yes, for the runny nose indeed. You readers, get your mind out of the gutter!