Friday, 19 October 2012

Man Flu...

Oh woe is me. Once more a victim. A victim of that most incapacitating and insidious virus known to the male of the human species - man-flu!

It's best treated via means of tender loving care, in the form of a nurse, a female at one's beck and call for the duration of the ague. But in this instance, due to the absence of this quasi-waitress cum tummy-tickling service, I shall manfully self-medicate with caffeine and digestive biscuits, punctuated by doses of Lemsip.

How fortunate females are.

Sniff.