Yes, it is I, returned from the void, from beyond the fringe, from beyond the event-horizon, or whatever you want to call it. Note the hair? Messy, yes, much longer than it was, but cunningly hidden by means of a small pony-tail. Kinda cute, and you know what? I don't feel a bit like a woman... well, in one sense I feel very much like a woman (groan), but we won't go into that. Anyway, it's good to be back, in every sense as I'm drinking again, both coffee and alcohol, since I discovered they played no part in the migraines. For those I'm taking cider-vinegar tablets, a veritable panacea it seems, curing everything from foot-odour to world wars... or have I got that wrong? Well, so far I haven't had a migraine in two months. G'day all!